In case you didn't know, it is snowing. But no need to worry, the news media has all the information you need.
Check out the coverage:
People are Sick of the Cold, but it Keeps Snowing [New York Times]
When it's Cold and Snowy, Sometimes there's Ice [New York Post]
If there is Snow on the Ground, People have to Use Shovels to Move It [New York Daily News]
And finally
Candy-Asses in DC Run Home to Hide from the Scary Snow [WTOP]
Alright already! It's snowing! No shit, look out the window. Can we talk about something else now?