Taxi fares are scheduled to increase by 25% this spring, according to the Daily News. I should be enraged. However, the only time I take cabs is when I'm drunkenly stumbling home, and seeing how the next day I never remember how much it was, this is really of no consequence to me.
Anyway, I have my own personal stretch limo, where I always ride in the back. It's called the F train.
Daily News