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Friday, February 20, 2004

ATM Theft 

The Dayton Daily News recently reported on the theft and recovery of an ATM machine in Dayton, Ohio. Two men were seen dragging the ATM machine out of the store. Police were led to the apartment of the burglar by a trail of debris from the machine, including the ATM sign.

It seems the burglars did not watch Barbershop, otherwise they would have known the difficulties associated with stealing an ATM machine.

This is not too surprising given 82% of Dayton's population is white. And we all know white folk don't like to watch black movies unless they are about Muslims overcoming adversity.

Trail of broken parts leads police to cash machine thief [Ananova]

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