Thursday, February 19, 2004

BREAKING BUZZ!!! MUST CREDIT STANDARD DEVIANCE!!

The UK's Daily Express is reporting that Diana Ross and David Gest have gotten engaged (see UPDATE)despite Ross's close friendship with Liza Minelli, Gest's soon-to-be ex-wife. Gest and Ross became close following Ross's arrest for driving under the influence. Gest has had legal problems of his own. He sued Liza for supposedly repeatedly beating him to such an extent that he now has to get injections in his head. Diana Ross also has a history of violence. Most recently she was arrested for assaulting a security guard at Heathrow in 1999.

David Gest is divorcing one drunken abusive diva to marry another drunken abusive diva. I wonder if the tautness of his face is somehow compressing his brain and impairing his ability to choose a mate. Actually, we'd prefer it if he didn't mate at all.

Ananova

UPDATE: In the most boring denial ever Diana Ross's spokesman said "She is not dating David Gest. She is not engaged to David Gest." SNOOZE! Why, oh why, New York Post did you have to ruin the funniest quasi-news item of the week?

New York Post

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