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Tuesday, February 17, 2004Intern, er, Random Young Journalist Denies Affair with Kerry
The woman rumored of having an affair with John Kerry spoke out to the Associated Press. She denies it all, currently has a fiance, was never a Kerry intern, and actually never worked for Kerry at all. It turns out that she used to go out with Kerry Finance Director Peter Maroney, and used to joke she was dating the next president.
Oh, I get it. Ha ha. So Wesley Clark and Drudge attempted to take down the campaign of the Democratic frontrunner, the man most Democratic voters believe can beat Bush, because they misunderstood a joke. Good work, guys. Now you look like the asses. Ananova Drudge The Boston Globe |
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