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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Pressure-Cooker Alert! 

Reminiscent of the Almanac Alert issued around the holidays, those cracker-jack agents over at Homeland Security have issued a Pressure-Cooker Alert. Pressure Cookers, more commonly known as Crockpots, could create a dangerous explosion....if explosives were to be inserted inside.

Homeland Security then went on to warn local police to watch out for matches, as they could be used to light explosives, boxes or containers, as they could be used to hold explosives, cars, as they could be used to transport explosives, and money, as it could be used to buy explosives. They are nothing if not thorough.

The Crime of Crockpots [WP]

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Almanac Alert!!

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