Here is a quote from an Ananova article on Prince Harry. I kid you not.
"Prince Harry has been seen out on the town with the daughter of the former mistress of his mother's ex-lover."
Okay lets trace this back. Harry's
mother was Princess Diana
. Diana had a lover named James Hewitt
. James Hewitt went out with Kate Simon
for two years. Kate Simon has a daughter named Camilla. And scandal of all scandals, Prince Harry and Camilla Simon were both seen in a group of 20 at Boujis in London. They arrived seperately and left seperately.
Oh fate-of-fates, after all poor Harry has been through with the loss of his mother, imagine how hard it must be for him to go out in a large group with her ex-lover's ex-girlfriend's daugther. What star-crossed loose acquaintances they are. For never was a story of more woe than this of Camilla and her Harry-o.
Romeo and Juliet