Tuesday, February 10, 2004

I know many of my loyal readers are struggling with what to buy that boyfriend, girlfriend, or crush this special long Valentine's weekend. Most gift-less lovers will come purchase one of the golden three: Flowers, Chocolate, or Jewlery. But for those of you who are feeling more creative, a three-line Valentines Day ad in the New York Post can be purchased for the steal of $18.95. An example:

I LOVE SMITH JARROD A LOT
Will you dump Samantha for me? I
like Raw Food too. Kisses - Ellen

Why get that special someone chocolate or flowers, which could last a week, or jewelry, which could last a lifetime, when for the price of 3 grocery-store tulip bouquets you can print 3 meaningless lines on biodegradable paper.

So, in the holiday spirit, Standard Deviance is providing a similar Valentines Day Ad promotion. However, our ads will cost a measly $5.00 for 50 lines, and you will even be sent a paper print-out tied with a red bow. Send your ads to Standard Deviance.

Happy Valentines Day! [NYP]