Friday, March 26, 2004

A Texas man confessed to the murder of his pregnant girlfriend after watching "The Passion of the Christ". Dan Leach, 21, said that seeing the movie and speaking with his friend about it made him feel remorse, and thus he turned himself into the police. The police initially released him but he has since been arrested and is being held on $100,000 bail.

In related news, Angela Brewster of Hayward, Wisconsin confessed to her priest that she is really a zombie, stalking endlessly in a constant quest to feed on the flesh and blood of the living after seeing "The Dawn of the Dead". Angela was released by her priest and instructed to say 5 Hail Marys and to drive a steak through her heart.

Christ Movie Moves Man to Confess Murder [AP]