Tuesday, March 02, 2004

From Edward's quasi-concession speech in Georgia.

Edwards-Speak: I also want to take a moment and congratulate my friend Senator John Kerry. He's run a strong, powerful campaign.

Translation: JOHN KERRY, PICK ME, PICK ME FOR VP. PICK ME PICK ME!

Edwards-Speak:He's been a extraordinary advocate for causes that all of us believe in. More jobs, better healthcare, a cleaner environment, a safer world. These are the causes of our party, these are the causes of our country, These are the causes we will prevail on come November, you and I together.

Translation: You know how you kept asking yourself how we were different? Well, we're not. That's why we should be on the same ticket. PICK ME PICK ME!

Edwards-Speak: And you know, it wasn't very long ago that the pundits and the pollsters were saying that come Super Tuesday there wouldn't even be anyone named John competing for the nomination. Well, the truth is John Kerry and John Edwards have both proven those pundits and pollsters wrong.

Translation: See, we have the same name. It's destiny. And I said your name first. I understand that I'm subservient. PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME!

CBS News

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