John Kerry has come under fire recently for the following comment:
I've met more leaders who can't go out and say this publicly, but boy, they look at you and say, 'You got to win this. You got to beat this guy.'
The Bush administration has demanded that Kerry name the foreign leaders who made these comments. Kerry has refused, arguing that if he were to reveal the names he would jeopardize any further conversations with the sources.
Luckily, Senator Kerry does not need to wrestle with this ethical conundrum anymore. There are two foreign leaders that are more than willing to voice their support for sale right now on eBay . One foreign leader, being auctioned by the seller fake foreign leader
, promotes himself with the slogan "Caught in a Presidential race lie? I'll cover for you!"
The other leader purports himself to be the leader of a European principality called Bogusonia
Man, who are these losers who spend all their free time creating humorous internet content for no apparent reason except to amuse themselves? What freaks
Bush challenges Kerry comments