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Tuesday, March 09, 2004

People Are Stupid 

A woman in Georgia tried to buy $1,675 worth of WalMart merchandise with a fake $1 million bill.

There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to start:
  1. They don't make $1 million bills anymore. Perhaps she should have tried 20s.
  2. Why would anyone who could carry around $1 million go to WalMart? They'd hit up Williams Sonoma or Tiffany's.
  3. Even if you were stupid enough to make a fake $1 million bill, wouldn't you'd like to buy something better than a Charlotte Church CD and some knitting needles? Buy some Blahniks. Dior. iPod. Not some stupid Barbie paper-doll kit!
Police: Woman Tried to Pass Fake $1M Bill [AP]

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