A woman in Georgia tried to buy $1,675 worth of WalMart merchandise with a fake $1 million bill.
There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to start:
Police: Woman Tried to Pass Fake $1M Bill
- They don't make $1 million bills anymore. Perhaps she should have tried 20s.
- Why would anyone who could carry around $1 million go to WalMart? They'd hit up Williams Sonoma or Tiffany's.
- Even if you were stupid enough to make a fake $1 million bill, wouldn't you'd like to buy something better than a Charlotte Church CD and some knitting needles? Buy some Blahniks. Dior. iPod. Not some stupid Barbie paper-doll kit!