Standard Deviance

Spanish Socialsits support their candidate by showing their spirit fingers.
Ice-T coins the best marketing phrase evah:"It will make you bone your wife like you just got back from twenty in the pen."
Parents of Girl Scouts sell cookies on Ebay.
Al Sharpton, The Apprentice 2?
Foreign leaders for sale on Ebay. Also, the Honorable Leader of Bogusonia reveals himself only to Standard Deviance.
Elephants come to Manhattan! And no, I don't mean the Republicans.
The Village Voice reminds me that I will never have any money.
Courtney Love = Total Whackjob
Standard Deviance had a teensy little bit too much to drink Thursday night. She posted an AIM away message in the midst of the drunkeness that said, "I am currently away from my aobriety! hahahah" Iously!
Red Lobster has all-you-can-eat crab! Let's go!
Madonna and Guy Ritchie are throwing Robbie Williams a surprise birthday party. Damn, I just ruined the surprise. STUPID STUPID STUPID!

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Sunday, March 21, 2004