Friday, April 02, 2004

The Bush Administration is hoping to clarify its foreign policy stances given their diplomatic problems the Iraq war. In this vein, several American performing artists will be sent abroad by the Bush administration to display the United State's sentiments for our foreign partners. Britney Spears will torture China with her terrible singing abilities and Michael Jackson plans to offend Africa with the I'm Black Too tour. In a similar diplomatic mission, the CIA will release ebola spores in select European distribution areas.