The Bush Administration is hoping to clarify its foreign policy stances given their diplomatic problems the Iraq war. In this vein, several American performing artists will be sent abroad by the Bush administration to display the United State's sentiments for our foreign partners. Britney Spears will torture China
with her terrible singing abilities and Michael Jackson plans to offend Africa
with the I'm Black Too
tour. In a similar diplomatic mission, the CIA will release ebola spores
in select European distribution areas.