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Tuesday, April 20, 2004Why Does Everything Fun Cause Cancer?
As loyal readers may remember, SD reported a few months ago that oral sex may cause oral cancer. Now it appears that drinking can increase your chances for colon cancer. What next, will eating fatty foods bring on some sort of heart disease or will having sex with multiple partners expose you to diseases of the immune system? Shit, I'm stressed out. I need a drink.
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