New York Representative Nydia Velazquez is petitioning the judge in the Martha Stewart case to sentence Martha to community service. Rep Velazquez, who wants Ms. Stewart to serve at a low-income women's center in Bushwick, argued "As an entrepreneur who built a company from the bottom up, and created a label that is known the world over, Ms. Stewart's skills could be put to good use." Given Martha's many business and inter-personal skills there is much she could teach the women of the Maura Clarke-Ita Ford Center. To help her get started, Standard Deviance has created a syllabus for the course.
How to Gain Money and Alienate People: The Martha Stewart Way.
: How to Assert Control in Your Life, or How to So Estrange Your Husband that He Files for Divorce on the Same Day you Release your Bestselling Book Entitled "Weddings".
: How to Make Tasty Hand-Made Pastries, or How to Make Women Across the Nation Feel Inadequate.
: How Best to Deal with Surprising Conflicts, or How to Chop a Head of Lettuce.
: How to Know When to Stop, or How Not to get Arrested for a Paltry $300,000 Stock Transaction.
: How to Win the Sympathy of Others, or When Not to Carry a $7,000 bag.
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