Standard Deviance attended the WYSIWYG Talent Show
Tuesday night which featured "The Hottest Women of Blog" discussing their first times. All the reading/performances were excellent. Although it was quite dark in the theater I was able to take a few notes, and thus I have some choice quotes from the performances for my readers to enjoy:
Sarah Lewitinn of Ultragrrrl
How her boss described her at the age of 19:
"Oh Ultragrrrl, you're such a liability."
Nichelle of Nichelle Newsletter
"Fuck therapy, I need more orgasms."
Rachel Kramer Bussel of Lusty Lady
To a stripper she was lusting after:
"Hi. I really like your outfit.
Lindsay Robertson of Lindsayism
On how her boyfriend acted when he was tripping on acid:
"When I told him I loved him, he said 'Must you fill every silence with the sound of your voice?'"
"Speaking painful and irritating, that reminds me of the first time someone tried to bugger me."
"Fun Fact. Maine has no blacks."
On buying Molson XXX in Canada:
"It's a really strong beer they won't sell in the US. It only takes one of them to get homeless."
As for Jamye Waxman
and Girly NYC
, I am sorry but I am unable to decipher the scrawls of my in-the-dark-handwriting on their readings. However I do remember Jayme and Girly sharing funny anecdotes of sex-pot babysitters and steel-trap vaginas, respectively. All of the performances were excellent and hanging out with the girls afterwards at Standard was lovely. I think I may have seen the ghost of Elizabeth Spiers
but it may have just been a hallucination given she's gone the way
of Andy Kaufman and the Loch Ness Monster.
All in all it was a great event and I will definitely be attending the WYSIWYG shows in the future.
The WYSIWYG Talent Show