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Friday, March 19, 2004Restaurant Driven Into the Ground By Americans' Ravenous Appetites
Red Lobster, the restaurant that makes the Olive Garden look classy, has decided to reduce it's all-you-can-eat offers. The restaurant chain introduced an all-you-can-eat crab promotion last year hoping to increase their profits. However, the profit margin on the promotion was practically eliminated due to hungry patrons returning to the buffet for third, fourth, and fifth servings.
So what have we learned from this story? There's all-you-can-eat crab at Red Lobster! Let's go see how much crab we can eat before puking! Red Lobster to Trim All-You-Can-Eat Deals [AP] Related Posts: Chicken or the Egg? |
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