Ronald Harwood, author of The Pianist screenplay and award winning playwright, has backed out of directing a play in Winnipeg. Why, you ask? Winnipeg has a city-wide ban on smoking in public places. To explain his choice, he said "I had no intention of allowing myself to be forced out into the street in winter to partake of one of my great pleasures."

You stand up for your great pleasures, Ronald! A few years ago I was offered a career advancing opportunity in London. However London has banned kitty-strangling, a great pleasure of mine, and so I said "No! I will not give up my great pleasure!" On further reflection, however, I realized that strangling kittens was a very pathetic thing to base my life around, the screeches of the dying kittens were upsetting those around me, and my arms were beginning to bleed from all the scratches. Thus I gave up kitty-strangling and I pursued the career-advancing opportunity in London. It's true that occasionally I will sneak into an alley and strangle another kitty, but I no longer let it run my life. But you stick by your principles, Ronald!

Director pulls out over smoking ban [Ananova]

Warning: I'm going to be serious for a minute here.

Kurt Cobain died. Very sad. When I was 13, wearing my flannel and thermal, I found that extremely upsetting. I still do, as I can very well understand how when you're in a chaotic situation it's often difficult to see clearly that everything will be okay in the end. But he killed himself. 10 years ago nearly 1 million people were massacred in Rwanda. If everyone is going to get all misty-eyed over the self-inflicted death of a rocker, I hope they would also remember the murders of innocent men, women, and children in Rwanda.

Learn From Rwanda [Bill Clinton for WP]
Rwanda Still Seeks Justice 10 Years After Genocide [Reuters]
The Rwanda Witness [NYT Magazine]
Amanpour: Looking back at Rwanda genocide [CNN]

Back to our regularly scheduled mocking.

One of President Clinton's boyhood homes burned down on Sunday, while part of the Rodham family lake house was damaged by fire on Friday.

Could it be a coincidence? Or could there be a former presidential candidate who is miffed that while he was pushed into the race by the Clintons, he did not receive their public support? Or perhaps a Little Rock businessman who is still angry about Bill taking the governorship away from him? Or maybe the lashing out of a certain devastated former vice president whose presidential campaign rejected the support of the Clinton Administration due to the President's philandering history, and it was this very detachment from the charismatic president that ultimately cost him the presidency (plus, the Supreme Court ruled against him)?

Sounds like a "vast right wing conspiracy" to me.

Clinton's boyhood home burns [CNN]

It appears Booby Brown will now have his own reality TV show, entitled "Being Bobby Brown". The show has already begun filming, as Bobby and Whitney Houston have been seen at several eating establishments being trailed by a group of cameramen. Standard Deviance is always eager to help our favorite stars, so we have compiled a list of possible episode titles.

Episode 1: Something in Common - Bobby and Whitney reunite after being released from jail and rehab, respectively.
Episode 2: I'm Every Woman - Whitney, in a drug-induced haze, declares that she has multiple people inhabiting her body.
Episode 3: My Prerogative - Bobby beats the crap out of Whitney but explains to cops that "It's my prerogative to beat my wife. Why don't you just let me live?"
Episode 4: Humpin Around - Bobby goes up to Boston for another court date and gets freaky with some girls at the Bahama Beach Club in Saugus. It's only later he realizes that it was under 18 night and the girl he got busy with in the bubble tank was 14. Hilarity ensues.
Episode 5: Exhale (Shoop Shoop) - Whitney ODs on crack and is put on a ventilator. When she comes to, the doctors tell her to exhale so that they can extract the tube from her throat. Bobby gets freaky with several nurses. More hilarity ensues.

The "Bobby and Whitney" Show? [E!]
Whitney The Greatest Hits
Bobby Brown - Greatest Hits

I was being all stalkerly over at BlueJake, checking out the Kinja party photos (my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail), and I noticed something: Choire Gawker always looks intense in pictures. Check it out : Kinja party, Gizmodo party (second from the bottom). What's up Choire? Are you mad? If I didn't know better I would be afraid to talk to him. I guess I should be since he's a "humorless, obnoxious prick" and all.

Courtney Love's daughter, Frances Bean, has been denied admission to an exclusive girls school. Ms. Love belives the rejection is because of her bad behavior and that her daughter has been "stigmatized". Says Love: "This is the first time she's been stigmatized because of me. And I just snapped. I'm ready to pop them."

Standard Deviance hates to poke her nose in, but given Courtney's trackrecord, it is highly unlikely that this is the first time that the child has been stigmatized, just perhaps the first time that the child has been discriminated against because of the stigma. Lets look at the list

-The early concerts where Courtney would flash panties (and other things) at her fans.
-The 1998 lawsuit by a columnist, claiming Courtney assaulted her at a fashion show in LA.
-The February 2003 arrest at Heathrow for being unruly and non-compliant.
-The October 2003 arrest for ODing on Oxycontin
-The October 2003 custody dispute over Frances Bean with Kurt Cobain's mother.
-The November 2003 rehab trip.
-The March 2004 court trip where she fired and rehired her attorney.
-The March 2004 boob flashing on "The Late Show with David Letterman"
-The March 2004 explicit photo of her and a random Wendy's customer.
-The March 2004 arrest for hitting an audience member with a microphone stand during her gig at Plaid.

Let's get real. The kid is scarred for life. Stick a giant scarlet letter on her.

COURTNEY PLAYS MUM [NME]
Hole Timeline [Rock on the Net]

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Politics
-Democrats say Republicans agree to Presidential debates. Turns out that's a joke. HOW FUNNY!
-The Republicans said that Kerry's French cousin had called Bush up to give him his support. You know politicians are not funny if the Republicans are the ones with the better jokes.
-Kerry came out with a zinger of a quote attributed to Bush:"Why should every kid born in America be stuck with $35,000 in debt, when we can just outsource it and stick it to every kid on the planet?" Okay, I give up. Bob Dole is the only funny politician out there.

Blogs
-Eurotrash came up with a hilarious spoof Gothamist interview of Amanda Hesser. I am starting to feel bad for this poor girl, but not bad enough to stop laughing.
-Low Culture spoofs Live Journal blogs, but it sounded a tiny little bit like NITBC. To be mocked is to be loved.
-MUG announces the newest addition to the Denton Media Empire (besides Kinja, of course): Gawker, Senior Edition. One of the best features of this new blog is Dead or Alive which investigates which aging socialites are dead and which are alive. The fact that I recognized no names in this spoof shows that I fall perfectly in Gawker Jrs. target audience.

British Media
-The Daily Mail had a doctored photo of the Queen heading into an Off Track Betting agency to bet on the horse races.
-The Guardian had a full page advertisement for BMW that claimed drivers could cook dinner while they drive using new "SHEF technology".
-The Sun reported that police will begin using hawks with camera's attached to their heads to catch speeding drivers.
-The Times had an article about how chicken powered nuclear bombs were considered during the Cold War. It turns out this story is true. Do you think they use the chicken for fuel or does the chicken run on a treadmill to create energy? Hmmm

The Bush Administration is hoping to clarify its foreign policy stances given their diplomatic problems the Iraq war. In this vein, several American performing artists will be sent abroad by the Bush administration to display the United State's sentiments for our foreign partners. Britney Spears will torture China with her terrible singing abilities and Michael Jackson plans to offend Africa with the I'm Black Too tour. In a similar diplomatic mission, the CIA will release ebola spores in select European distribution areas.

Seems to me that almost every blog entry I read from Jason Calacanis goes something like this:

"me me me me, Denton's out to get me, my blogs my blogs my blogs, I have inside information from some super secret blogger elite meeting, me me me."

So I was not at all surprised to see Mr. Calacanis throw a hissy when in the first 12 hours of Kinja's launch, his tech blog Engadget was not front and center in the compilations:

It seems Nick Denton's Kinja.com is blocking Engadget.com posts... nice. First Topix.net bans all Weblogs, Inc. sites and now Denton.

ugh....

Turns out that Kinja's crawler was having a problem and that explains the lack of Engadget posts (which is to be expected at the begining of a launch). You mean there's not huge conspiracy against WIN? Returning to the 90210 metaphor, Calacanis is definately the paranoid Dylan of this drama. Will Mark Cuban and Choire Sicha organize an intervention to end the madness a la Cindy and Jim Walsh? Developing...

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What's the Big Deal about Kinja?

As other bloggers probably know, Nick Denton and Meg Hourihan are launching Kinja today, which appears to be some sort of blog reader. The New York Times explains how Kinja works: "After signing up for a free account with Kinja, users can enter the addresses of their favorite blogs and generate a digest - a customized blog of blogs." The Times says that Kinja will be best for people who are not familiar with blogs and are not as technologically savvy as the users of other blog readers such as NewzCrawler and Bloglines.

I don't want to be a Negative Nellie but Bloglines does everything that Kinja is purported to do, and setting up Bloglines is about as difficult as signing up for a Yahoo email account. Even the innovation of publishing your subscriptions to the public is offered by Bloglines. Bloglines doesn't have the "best digest" contest yet but I am sure they could implement it easily. This reminds Standard Deviance of when Wonkette stormed onto the scene, compliments of the Denton PR machine, to fill the supposed void of DC gossip blogs, while Swamp City had been filling that void just fine (I love the Wonkster though, don't get me wrong). I'll definitely check out Kinja, as I am always interested in what the Denton Pod People are up to, but from what I've heard so far, it's unlikely I'd bother resubscribing to all my blogs for basically the same service as I already have.

Blog-Bleary? Try (What Else?) a Blog [NYT via Eyebeam via Bloglines]

Oh, silly readers. Do you really think I would do a post about the employment numbers or the NASDAQ? This post is about the "Money Honey", Maria Bartiromo. Ms. Bartiromo appeared on Squawk Box on Monday morning with her regular hair, layered and off her face. However, by the time Closing Bell aired, she was sporting new bangs. New quarter coming up, so a new hairstyle for Maria.



Many market watchers put aside the possibility of Steve Case reacquiring AOL or the impending cutback in production by OPEC and looked into a more pressing issue: What does the hair mean? Then new bangs give Ms. Bartiromo a punkish look. She can look business by day, CBGBs by night. Perhaps the bangs are a sign that the market is going to toughen up and make a comeback. However, did Maria want such short bangs? Standard Deviance has been the victim of many a bad set of bangs (one set were particularly traumatic, causing hairdresser phobias to this day) and unexpectedly short bangs can wreak havoc on a woman's emotions. SD loves the bangs, but if Maria was expecting something a bit longer, the bangs may be upsetting her. Her market commentary could become terse thus disappointing the legions of traders who lust after her every day and bringing upon the fall of the economy. Outlandish you say? You obviously have not had a bad haircut.

Whatever the hair means, we know one thing: Her lips are fabulous.

Bang-up job on Wall St. [NYDN]

Mark Geragos, Scott Peterson's lawyer, accused one of the jurors of purposefully lying in order to be selected for the trial. The juror in question is an elderly woman described as wearing fucia pants and a flowered shirt and carrying a romance novel. The woman supposedly bragged that she "passed the test" for the jury while on a bus trip to Reno, Nevada.

On the trip the juror also pulled her Harrah's VIP card out of her fanny pack and bragged to her friends that once she got on Larry King she would definitely get the Skyline jacuzzi suite comped.

Defense accuses retiree of lying to get on Peterson jury [AP]

Residents and merchants are already pleased at the doubling in property values [around Atlantic Avenue] in a decade - brownstones sell between $1 million and $2 million - and an arena and pier may make the neighborhood even pricier. [NYT]

The Taxi and Limousine Commission approved a 26 percent increase in cab fares, raising the base fare to $2.50 from $2, and the charge for each fifth of a mile to 40 cents from 30 cents. [NYT]

The average price for a Gotham apartment was a staggering $872,160 last year - up 93.8 percent from the 1994 average of $450,084. [NYP]

• Sadly Alistair Cooke died yesterday. However, I was even more upset when I was reminded of Alistair Cookie. Does this mean he's gone too? [via Frankenstein]
• There's something going around the NYT office and it's not mono (well, maybe that too).
• According to a zipcode identifier, I am part of the Young Digerati. While it's true I am tech savvy (look I'm blogging!) and I am definitely hip, the affluent bit is a tad off the mark. [via Blog9]
• Not only did the Yankees lose their season opener, but even Yankee fans are predicting the Red Sox to take it all this year. That makes me want to go ovah to the Rivierah and have some beahs.

George Bush has come under fire for the jokes he made about the above photo at the Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner this year. Standard Deviance would like to help take some of the heat off our President, so we're providing suggesions for new captions. So far we have"I gots to tinkle, Laura!" and "Rummy, is my face turning red yet?"

Anyone else have ideas? It's for your country!

Drea De Matteo, of "The Sopranos" fame, will play Joey Tribbiani's sister, Gina, on the Friend's spinoff "Joey". Says the Hollywood Reporter:

Her new gig on "Joey" will not interfere with her contractual obligations to the 10-episode sixth and final season of David Chase's hit series, sources said.

Perhaps the reason there will be no interference is that Adriana will be whacked sometime soon. Big Pussy only lasted 2 seasons as an FBI informant, and this is Adriana's second season ratting. Developing...

How You Doin'? De Matteo Set as 'Joey' Sister [Hollywood Reporter]

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This weekend a streaker managed to skate onto the ice at the World Figure Skating Championships. Ron Bensimhon, 30, from Montreal, moved across the ice in a tutu with the words GoldenPalace.com written across his chest. Golden Palace is the gambling website behind the Super Bowl sprint made by world famous streaker Mark Roberts. This weekend's incident appears to be the twelfth streaker the website has used for marketing purposes. Standard Deviance has to wonder whether advertised streaking actually results in higher sales. Surely it gets the website a lot of free press (including this post), but will people who see some naked guy running across a field really think "Hmmm, I really want to gamble online"? Well, either way it is funny. Mr. Bensimhon looks fabulous in his polka-dot tights.

Agence France-Presse reported last week that Clotaire Rapaille, a French born "medical anthropologist", has diagnosed John Kerry as being "too French" for the American public. Given that English is not Monsieur Rapaille's native language and that Standard Deviance is "proficient" in French, below you can find a translation of his franglish.

The French are thinkers -- 'I think, therefore I am'. Americans want somebody who is going to take action. All this association of Kerry with thinking too much and nuance and five-sentence answers is off-code.

The French are very smart. Since the beginning of civilization we have lead the world in literature, art, any number of fields. Every other country, especially the United States, is far inferior to France. John Kerry is far too intelligent for American simpletons. My advice for Mr. Kerry is to use primarily monosyllabic words.

American culture is an adolescent culture... In America, you have to be the common man, be able to make people think you are the common man.

Most Americans' brains do not develop past the age of 12. The best way to communicate with this country is to use monkey grunts and belching noises. Also, if Mr. Kerry could possibly conjugate his verbs incorrectly, that would improve matters immensely.

Go to K-Mart, buy jeans and cowboy boots... Dress like you are going into a bar in Kansas to drink from the bottle.

I spit on you Americans! You are disgusting pigs who can only relate to jeans-wearing, Budweiser drinking, K-Mart shopping inbreds. You cannot even appreciate a fine specimen of culture and upbringing like Monsieur Kerry. Allez bouffer votre merde!

Kerry too 'French' to sway 'adolescent' Americans: consultant [AFP]

• Veterans Stadium, passes on at the tender age of 33. snif snif.
• The O.C. - witty banter in a supermodel package.
• Pregnant women can be used for all sorts of interesting tasks.
• Two mildly famous people get married. Mazel Tov!
• Chica sums up my entire blogging conundrum in two paragraphs.
• Mysterious hooded men make me want to buy Gowanus Yacht Club sweatshirts.
• Ryan Seacrest stands up for the little man.
• Damn that Eurotrash, she's so quick to the draw.
• Lennie Briscoe to leave "Law & Order". Nooooooo!
• Movies drive viewers to confess all their sins.
• Wanted: Blog Friends
• Democrats come together to play childhood games.

Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Sharpton On Over! Wheeeeeee! FUN!

Clinton, Carter, Gore Show Unity for Kerry [Reuters]

Standard Deviance just had a staff meeting. It went something like this:

Ellen: Why don't I know any other bloggers?
Silence.
Ellen: All of my friends are getting sick of my babbling about blogging.
Silence.
Ellen: This is boring. I need some blog friends.
Silence nods and agrees.

So that's it. Any bloggers out there in New York City want to meet up and talk trackback? And by talk trackback I mean get sloshed (I'm talking to you NITBC). You know you want to.

A Texas man confessed to the murder of his pregnant girlfriend after watching "The Passion of the Christ". Dan Leach, 21, said that seeing the movie and speaking with his friend about it made him feel remorse, and thus he turned himself into the police. The police initially released him but he has since been arrested and is being held on $100,000 bail.

In related news, Angela Brewster of Hayward, Wisconsin confessed to her priest that she is really a zombie, stalking endlessly in a constant quest to feed on the flesh and blood of the living after seeing "The Dawn of the Dead". Angela was released by her priest and instructed to say 5 Hail Marys and to drive a steak through her heart.

Christ Movie Moves Man to Confess Murder [AP]

It can't be! Detective Lennie Briscoe, also known as Jerry Orbach, may leave the original "Law & Order" to create a spinoff called "Law & Order: Trial by Jury." Detective Lennie Briscoe has been cleaning up the scum of New York City for 12 years. I remember when his daughter was killed by a drug dealer. It was very sad. I remember when the defense said he was part of a "Jewish conspiracy" to frame an anti-semite. The boy on trial was convicted. I remember when he was paired up with Mr. Big and was concerned with getting killed because Chris Noth had already lost two partners. In the end they were great friends. So many good times with Briscoe.

How can they take my favorite character out of the show? You don't make a spinoff with a main character, you make it with a small character, like that new blond lawyer. Dammit, Dick Wolf, don't mess with magic! Pretty soon you're going to end up like CSI.

Report: Orbach may leave 'Law & Order' [CNN]
Gothamist's Photos from the "Law & Order" Set

Hello loyal readers. Terribly sorry that I've left you in the lurch today but I've been very busy. Hopefully I'll manage to post something in a few hours. Until then, feel free to check out the links to the right.

Truly amazing. Eurotrash managed to write a hilarious and disdaining wrap up of The O.C. even an O.C. lovah like myself could appreciate. But what's more impressive, she posted it at 10:19 pm. Okay everyone, let's do the math: The O.C. airs from 9pm to 10pm. I know ET lives in Hoboken, so no time-difference cheating here. Sure, she had commercial breaks, but she even chronicled those, giving minimal opportunities during the show to compose the post. Assuming very little chance of time-travel or magic, Ms. Trash managed to completely finish a detailed and witty wrap up of The O.C. in 19 minutes.

During the 19 minutes following The O.C. I made myself a snack (Skippy Superchunk and a banana) and I opened up a Sam Adams Light. I thought about cleaning or doing the dishes, but then I heard Law & Order call my name. Who cares if I didn't write a fabulous post - that peanut butter & banana was good.

I just looked at my clock. It has taken me 24 minutes to write this little pathetic excuse for a post. Goddammit! Must take speed writing course. Right after I have another peanut butter & banana.

Ryan Seacrest Supports Banned Students [AP]

Six middle school boys who were banned from a class portrait for refusing to cover up their pink T-shirts have gained the support of fashionable "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest.

Ha ha aha , Ryan Seacrest fashionable? Hello, blond tips were soooo 4 years ago and even then they were lame.

Ensign Middle School principal Edward Wong pulled the boys from their eighth grade class portrait last week because he feared the color could be associated with gang-affiliated "dance crews," which hold all-night dance contests and raves.

"Dance Crews" are very dangerous. The children might pull a muscle dancing. Also, remember West Side Story? Didn't someone die in that or something? Wait, that was a musical and not real life? Well....whatever, dance crews are dangerous!

The boys denied being crew members and said they wore the shirts, which students described as "Easter pink," to stand out in the photo.

I remember when I was 14, the boys often wore pastels to stand out. I knew this one guy who really wanted to stand out, so he wore a dress to school. And he did stand out. And then the jocks beat him up.

Seacrest, who also hosts the TV show "On-Air with Ryan Seacrest" and the radio countdown "American Top 40," said Tuesday he got involved because a student was quoted in a local newspaper as saying pink was popular among teens because Seacrest often wore it.

My God, what is happening to the children of America? It is bad enough that they witness the vulgarity and violence on MTV. But now, with programs like American Idol, the children are so exposed to bad fashion that they actually try and imitate it. That is just irresponsible.

"I'm standing up and saying it's OK to stand out because I am the 'Pink Piper,'" Seacrest told a caller.

For several years Ryan Seacrest has been trying to adopt the nickname "Pink Diddy" but it has yet to catch on.

Browsing around the net (specifically Gothamist) Standard Deviance found a great site:The South Brooklyn Network. As SD headquarters is located in South Brooklyn, this website will likely be particularly useful. I am especially fond of the South Brooklyn merchandise, including the sweatshirts and bags. However, I was a bit disturbed when I saw the sweatshirt model:



Does he remind you of another mysterious hooded man?



Feel the force, take the cannoli.

This is why Standard Deviance will often not weigh in on the blog world's popular topic of the day.

As Seen on Cup of Chica:

can't procastinate procastination

One of the largely unacknowledged difficulties of keeping a weblog is properly timing your posts: on the one hand, you can only post when you have time, and, on the other hand, a links and commentary weblog must be timely. And by timely, I mean both new and under-blogged; you have to catch a link before it's gone mainstream, and that can happen in the span of several hours.

Throw in depression, outside commitments like oversleeping, and blogging starts to require the reflexes of an athlete. Act fast, or lose the inning. You can collect all the interesting links in the world at 5 am, too tired to paste them in MT, but too guilty over all your various forms of unproductivity to stop reading and fall asleep. But when you wake up at 2 PM and all those people doing under-cover blogging at their workplace snagged your bookmarked links in the AM, you realize: the laziness and procastination-tendencies that originally made blogging so appealing don't make you a good blogger. You can't procastinate procastination. Or you can, but it feels mighty shitty knowing you're too lazy or tired to even do your procastination properly. On that note, I'm going to finally start writing my promised review of the now-untimely Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...

Up next, my thoughts on The Passion, Whitney Houston's rehab trip, gay marriage, and The O.C.... Well, at least I got to the most important item on that list.

Yet another Bosusonia-related item has been posted to eBay. Loyal readers may remember that the political endorsement of the Leader of Bogusonia was auctioned on eBay last week, and that Standard Deviance had an exclusive interview with His Honorableness of Bogusonia. Now, a completely separate citizen of Bogusonia has offered up for auction the flag of Bogusonia.



The auction offers this hand-made flag, and will only accept US Dollars for payment, as "No Bogusonia currency will be accepted, because, like their presidential endorsement, it is not worth a hill of beans."

Thanks to His Honorableness for the tip.

Bob Goen, anchor of some trashy entertainment show or something, and Marianne Curan, host of a HGTV Trading-Spaces wanna-be, were wed sometime recently. The ceremony was private, mainly because no one really cares. Curan wore a dress designed by someone we've never heard of, and the ceremony was officiated by some "friend" who isn't famous at all. Bor-ing. This is the second marriage for both parties. Apparently their first marriages didn't bring them enough media attention.

TV Hosts Goen, Curan Marry in L.A. [AP]

Tesco, the british chain supermarket, has decided to use pregnant women as their wine tasters. The supermarket realized that pregnant women have heightened senses of smell and taste, qualities that make for excellent wine tasters. Although drinking wine while pregnant can endanger unborn children, as long as pregnant women do not swallow the wine, their fetuses are in little risk.

In related news, pregnant women are also being used as bloodhounds, as their sense of smell is very keen. While police departments across the country conceded that having pregnant women crawl about smelling for a trail may not be the safest course for their children, as long as the women arch their backs enough that their stomachs do not drag on the ground, the babies should be just fine.

Tesco to employ pregnant wine tasters [Ananova]

No this is not about Troy, this post is about The O.C. There is an article in the New York Times that is a 3 page tribute to my new favorite show. The article explains why I love the show, and why so many people I know refuse to watch it:

So Mr. Schwartz and Ms. Savage cleverly constructed a pilot - the tale of Ryan Atwood, a gentle young hoodlum who finds himself living among the beautiful people of the titular Orange Country - that pushed every glamour-teen button they could think of. "That's why it's got a bonfire on the beach, and `Karate Kid' without the karate, and a fashion show and a big bash with cocaine," he said. At the same time, however, "we felt we had this story that was organic to that world of beaches and sunshine and wealthy people. And really what we hoped we had were these characters that were a little bit funnier and more soulful and different and specific than the kinds you usually see in that genre. They would be the soldiers inside our Trojan horse."

So many people I know won't watch The O.C. for this very reason. As much as you tell them that the characters are smart and witty, they won't believe it because they think it's just a dumb girly soap opera. They're fooled by the Trojan Horse. Maybe they'll listen to the NEW YORK TIMES!

The article profiles the writer of the show, Josh Shwartz, who is the real-life Seth Cohen. Excuse me, Mr. Shwartz, can I marry you? Or at least hang out with you? Or maybe get a signed script or something? I love Seth Cohen. No, make that I love Josh Shwartz.

Addendum: Holy Crap! There's an O.C. Blog!! It's called The Pool House. Must read daily.

'The O.C.' Rewrites the Rules of TV Writing [NYT via FiftyFiveHundred]

Veterans Stadium, also known as "The Vet", imploded in its Philadelphia parking lot yesterday at the age of 33. The stadium was best known for its horrid astroturf and for the court located beneath the stands handle the unruly fans. Veterans Stadium served as a home for both the Philadelphia Phillies and the Philadelphia Eagles. Throughout the NFL, the Vet's horrible astroturf was considered to be a "career-killer" for football players, causing injuries to knees and ankles. The Vet's Section 700, the nosebleed section, was famous for having worst behaving fans (hence the in-stadium court). On one occasion, Matthew Scott, the recipient of a hand transplant, threw out the opening pitch of the 1999 season. He threw the pitch with his transplanted hand and the pitch rolled over home plate. The Phillies fans booed.

Standard Deviance, however, has fond memories of The Vet. I was on hand for the 2001 Eagles season opener versus the St. Louis Rams. There were two Rams fans sitting nearby during that game, and every time they got up to get a beer or a hot dog they were booed and heckled. Good times, good times. SD also attended the 2000 July 4th weekend Phillies game, complete with fireworks over the field. We were allowed to go onto the field and thus I laid on the famous (and truly very hard) astroturf and watched fireworks while listening to "Proud to Be an American". It was a great day.

So, Veterans Stadium, we send you off with the following words:

Fly eagle fly
On your way back to the sky
Let me be the chosen one
And set me free

Veterans Stadium is survived by Lincoln Financial Field and Citizens Bank Park.

Philly's Vets Stadium Reduced to Rubble [AP]
Veterans Stadium [Ballparks of Baseball]
Good Riddance [Washington Times]

• Spanish Socialsits support their candidate by showing their spirit fingers.
  
• Ice-T coins the best marketing phrase evah:"It will make you bone your wife like you just got back from twenty in the pen."
  
• Parents of Girl Scouts sell cookies on Ebay.
  
• Al Sharpton, The Apprentice 2?
  
• Foreign leaders for sale on Ebay. Also, the Honorable Leader of Bogusonia reveals himself only to Standard Deviance.
  
• Elephants come to Manhattan! And no, I don't mean the Republicans.
  
• The Village Voice reminds me that I will never have any money.
  
• Courtney Love = Total Whackjob
  
• Standard Deviance had a teensy little bit too much to drink Thursday night. She posted an AIM away message in the midst of the drunkeness that said, "I am currently away from my aobriety! hahahah" Iously!
  
• Red Lobster has all-you-can-eat crab! Let's go!
  
• Madonna and Guy Ritchie are throwing Robbie Williams a surprise birthday party. Damn, I just ruined the surprise. STUPID STUPID STUPID!

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are throwing a birthday party for Robbie Williams at Skibo Castle where they had their wedding.
Ananova reports:

Although it was the star's 30th birthday last month, the party at Skibo is supposed to be a surprise.

Supposed to be is right. Now that the geniuses at Ananova have published it, the party certainly won't be a surprise. What is wrong with you people? How are things supposed to remain a surprise if they are posted on the internet? What kind of party-pooping idiot would do something like that?

Castle bash for superstar Robbie [Ananova]

Standard Deviance has exclusive information on the true identity of the Leader of Bogusonia, the seller of one of the foreign leader political endorsements on eBay. His name is John and can be seen in the picture below (blue shirt).



There is a shadow over the Honorable Leader of Bogusonia in this picture to protect his identity. In addition to his country-leading activities, His Honorableness likes to kayak and write eBay ads. He has enjoyed his brief time in the sun but now he must return to the motherland and rule his many subjects.

For further foreign leader candidate endorsement coverage, stay tuned to Standard Deviance.

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Red Lobster, the restaurant that makes the Olive Garden look classy, has decided to reduce it's all-you-can-eat offers. The restaurant chain introduced an all-you-can-eat crab promotion last year hoping to increase their profits. However, the profit margin on the promotion was practically eliminated due to hungry patrons returning to the buffet for third, fourth, and fifth servings.

So what have we learned from this story? There's all-you-can-eat crab at Red Lobster! Let's go see how much crab we can eat before puking!
Red Lobster to Trim All-You-Can-Eat Deals [AP]

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I tried to leave SO many times but you assholes wouldn't let me. Noooo, you kept me out and kept sticking drinks in my hand. I had a white-knuckle ride on the 2-3 this morning and getting my work done without running to the bathroom to puke was a real challenge. I woke up sprawled on my bed with my lights and radio on. I didn't set my alarm clock so it's a miracle I got to work on time. I found my contact lens all dried up on the side of my sink. I had to eat a 4 day old piece of pepperoni pizza this morning to make it to work without passing out.

And why is it every time I go out with you people I end up at some crappy Coyote Ugly bar with country music playing from the jukebox?

What was up with the 7-Eleven in the gas station? I didn't even know there were gas stations in Manhattan. Yeah, let's go have some slim jims. That sounds like a good idea.

Okay, okay, I had fun, but people did I really need to keep drinking? Seriously my liver can't handle it.

Courtney Love's Schedule Last night:

5:30 pm - The Late Show with David Letterman begins taping.
5:50 pm - Courtney climbs on top of Letterman's desk and flashes him while singing "Danny Boy".
2:30 am - Show at Plaid begins. Courtney throws her mike stand into the audience and hits a 24 year old man in the head. Blood loss ensues. Courtney is arrested.
All in a day's work for a crazy lady.

And for those of you who enjoyed that, you should check out Stereogum's post on Courtney's court appearance. Standard Deviance is telling everyone she sees that they're "Rehired."

In addition to the new RSS feed, I've added a linkblog. This is an area for links I see that don't quite merit a whole blog entry but are interesting nonetheless. Check it out. If you have any comments or suggestions on the recent site renovations, email me.

I know my faithful loyal readers have been muttering to themselves, "Damn, why doesnt Standard Deviance have an RSS Feed?" Well, fret no longer. Here is the long awaited Standard Deviance RSS Feed. Also, if you're shopping for a feed reader, I am a fan of Bloglines. So read away!

There is an article in The Village Voice this week by Brendan Koerner entitled Generation Debt: The New Economics of Being Young. Let me give you a little taste:

High levels of debt preclude the young from getting the sweetest mortgage deals, and they often end up in the clutches of sub-prime lenders. On average, people who had to borrow their way to a graduate degree are already behind $45,900; median debt for grad students has increased 72 percent since 1997. (Aspiring doctors have it the worst, with average loans of $103,855.) Add to those obligations an investment in a humble bungalow, and you're on the hook for a quarter million or more - not counting interest.

The cumulative effect is that merely keeping one's head above water, rather than getting ahead, has become the top priority for Americans between the ages of 18 and 34. Pursuing the relatively modest dream of doing better than the generation before requires serious capital - up front in the form of tuition and loans, and hidden in the form of lost opportunities. Call it the ambition tax - the money you've got to pony up if you want a college degree and a shot at middle-class bliss. But it's really more of a gamble, as there's no guarantee those tens of thousands of dollars will get you where you want to go.

That's about as much of this article I can read without wanting to shoot myself. It looks like promising my first and second born to those fancy schools was a little bit risky. But I really didn't need an article to tell me that. I can just look at my checkbook.

Something strange is happening out there:
Item One
As Seen on Standard Deviance:

You're Elected!
Al Sharpton has endorsed John Kerry for President. He has not withdrawn from the race as he plans to continue campaign for delegates in order to shape the party platform. However, Sharpton did note, "I don't know how much time I will have. I plan to be on TV this summer."

In related news, The Apprentice 2 is currently holding auditions. The new season will be taped this summer and air in the fall.

As Seen on Swamp City:

Move Over Clay Aiken
Al Sharpton may have pulled out of the presidential race to support John Kerry's bid for the office, but his campaign is not done yet.... Says Sharpton:

"I don't know how much time I will have. I plan to be on TV this summer."

Though he claims to be looking for a slot as a talk show host or commentator, Sharpton just might be The Next American Idol. He does lack the barely hidden undercurrent of homosexuality that Simon Cowell looks for in male Idols, but Sharpton can sing. And, we've heard that ever since the debut of American Idol, Sharpton has been caught practicing his dance moves and belting Celine Dion when he thinks no one is paying attention.

Item Two.
As Seen on Standard Deviance:

For Sale: Foreign Leaders
John Kerry has come under fire recently for the following comment:
I've met more leaders who can't go out and say this publicly, but boy, they look at you and say, 'You got to win this. You got to beat this guy.'
The Bush administration has demanded that Kerry name the foreign leaders who made these comments. Kerry has refused, arguing that if he were to reveal the names he would jeopardize any further conversations with the sources.

Luckily, Senator Kerry does not need to wrestle with this ethical conundrum anymore. There are two foreign leaders that are more than willing to voice their support for sale right now on eBay . One foreign leader, being auctioned by the seller fake foreign leader, promotes himself with the slogan "Caught in a Presidential race lie? I'll cover for you!" The other leader purports himself to be the leader of a European principality called Bogusonia...

As Seen on Wonkette:

Political Auctions on eBay
At eBay, "Imaginary Foreign Leader Endorsement" for sale. Current high bid: $14,999.00 (kim_jong_ii).

If you want to make a current president jealous, look better in front of your political buddies who have real foreign relations experience, or if you are just a liar who got called out on your bogus campaign lies, this is the auction for you!!! As the imaginary leader of a foreign nation who supports your candidacy, I’ll play along with you with whatever you want me to say...

Item 3.
As Seen in Standard Deviance Comments:

Yes, it's true everyone. Not only does my mother read my blog but she called me up last night to complain that it wasn't funny (too many posts about blogging). She said that if I didn't post something funny soon my loyal readers,including her, were going to stop reading. She said she was informing me "for my own good". She also then told me that I was out of shape and that I need to go to bed. Hey, Ma, you forgot to mention that my haircut makes me look fat and I live like a slob. There's nothing like the love of a mother.

As Seen on Old Hag:

OKAY, "DOES YOUR HAIR MAKE YOU LOOK FAT?" IS THE FUNNIEST QUESTION WE HAVE EVER HEARD IN OUR LIVES
In her monthly column, editor Lesley Jane Seymour reflects on the April issue's theme: 'In high school I felt like an outsider, 'dieting' to gain weight -- guzzling cans of disgusting weight-gain liquids hoping they might make me look less like a boy. So the truth is, no one escapes 'the body issue.'' In other words: 'While, in earlier issues, we've tried to suppress only fat women's self-esteem, we now recognize the economical short-sightedness of our strategy. This issue proves no body type is immune to criticism, because Marie Claire believes in equality; fat or thin, you're all in dire need of doubt and self-improvement possibilities.'

And Marie Claire isn't only introducing new body types to be ashamed of. It's also introducing new body parts. For ex., on p. 222: 'If your nipples are pale, make them rosier with a lip and cheek stain.' And, body parts may be wrong in ways you haven't previously considered. Page 78: 'Does your hair make you look fat?' We want to hire Chica just to hang around in our brain.

Standard Deviance is certainly not accusing any of these bloggers of copy-catting but the similarities are eerie. This is either an example of great minds thinking alike or a sign that SD needs to get more original. I'll assume its the former. Keep up the good work, ladies.

Last night the animals from the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Baily Circus walked through the Midtown Tunnel to get to Madison Square Garden where they will performing for the next month. Since there is no freight train depot in Manhattan the animals have to detrain in Queens and walk the rest of the way. Unfortunately Standard Deviance only found out about this amazing sight yesterday (as she is still somewhat new to the city), thus she was not in attendance, but thankfully many other bloggers were. The photo above is from Unrelated News [via BlueJake]. Next year SD will be the first person waiting outside the Midtown Tunnel.

More pictures:
BlueJake
WhatISee

John Kerry has come under fire recently for the following comment:

I've met more leaders who can't go out and say this publicly, but boy, they look at you and say, 'You got to win this. You got to beat this guy.'

The Bush administration has demanded that Kerry name the foreign leaders who made these comments. Kerry has refused, arguing that if he were to reveal the names he would jeopardize any further conversations with the sources.

Luckily, Senator Kerry does not need to wrestle with this ethical conundrum anymore. There are two foreign leaders that are more than willing to voice their support for sale right now on eBay . One foreign leader, being auctioned by the seller fake foreign leader, promotes himself with the slogan "Caught in a Presidential race lie? I'll cover for you!" The other leader purports himself to be the leader of a European principality called Bogusonia.

Man, who are these losers who spend all their free time creating humorous internet content for no apparent reason except to amuse themselves? What freaks.

Bush challenges Kerry comments [CNN]

Al Sharpton has endorsed John Kerry for President. He has not withdrawn from the race as he plans to continue campaign for delegates in order to shape the party platform. However, Sharpton did note, "I don't know how much time I will have. I plan to be on TV this summer."

In related news, The Apprentice 2 is currently holding auditions. The new season will be taped this summer and air in the fall.

Parents of Girl Scouts across the country are now turning to eBay to sell the famous Girl Scout cookies in an effort to boost their child's sales. Standard Deviance remembers quite well how many children managed to have higher cookie sales by having their parents bring the order forms into work. However, Standard Deviance's parents were self-employed, so little SD brownie went door to door selling the cookies while wearing the entire brownie uniform (including the orange tassels on the socks).

After all that hard work, Standard Deviance would proudly bring her order form into her troop meeting only to find that Carrie's dad had brought her order form to work with him at the power plant and she sold the most boxes in the troop, thus winning a mini cassette player. And now Carrie's parents can sell her cookies on eBay too? What ever happened to knee-high socks and door-to-door selling? Whatever happened to the obese lady down the street yelling at you for taunting her with your cookies? What is the world coming to?

Crave Thin Mints? Girl Scout Cookies Available on eBay [NYT]

Best Week Ever, pop-culture blog turned TV show, covered the recent growth of energy drinks sold by hip-hop stars . Ice-T was on hand to voice his opinion on the Law & Order vs. CSI Debate ("Who's the black guy on CSI?" silence "That's what I thought.") and to promote his own energy drink, Liquid Ice. In his commentary on Liquid Ice, Ice-T coined possibly the greatest marketing line ever created:

It will make you bone your wife like you just got back from twenty in the pen.

As of now, Liquid Ice's slogan is "If you're gonna play the game you're going to need the energy." Ice-T, take my advice: Use the "twenty in the pen" slogan. Sure, mothers across the country will say you are tainting their children by glorifying jail and sex in the same sentence, but remember Cop Killer? Riling up the conservatives is what you do best. Change the slogan!

To celebrate the upset victory of Spain's Socialist Party, supporters flash their Spirit Fingers.

Following Attacks, Spain's Governing Party Is Beaten [NYT]

• Martha recevied a teensy little bit of news coverage.
• Local kids make it big.
• Am I living in New York or Beverly Hills 90210?
• Matchbox Cars 5-Pack Vehicle Gift Set: $4.47
  14kt Gold "I Love You" Locket: $19.96
  Getting arrested at your local WalMart for trying to drop a cool million: Priceless
• New Jersey's new tourism campaign: New Jersey is for Mobsters.
• Archbishop of Boston says Catholics can't eat Fenway Franks on Opening Day. What is he, a Yankee Fan?
• DangerMouse breaks it down for the amateurs.

DJ Dangermouse, of Grey Album fame, gave an interview to MTV News about how exactly the Grey Album was made. He was planning to keep the process under wraps but he did not enjoy that throngs of wanna-be djs out there thought making the Grey Album was as easy as just laying a Jay-Z track over a Beatles song. Here's what he said about creating 99 Problems, which includes riffs from Helter Skelter:
"My whole thing with this was I didn't want to mess up the Beatles song either," he said. "I don't want to disrespect the Beatles. A lot of people thought it was sacrilege in the first place. I knew that would be something, but I didn't know it was going to be [distributed] on a wide scale. I knew my friends wouldn't think it was sacrilege, so I just made sure it was something I would dig myself."

Standard Deviance's favorite song on the Grey Album is probably Dirt Off Your Shoulder as I've always had a soft spot for Julia, which it samples. This song is definitely a testament to DangerMouses's mixing capabilities, as the final product barely even sounds like Julia anymore but you can still tell that it's Lennon singing back there.

Grey Album Producer Danger Mouse Explains How He Did It [MTV via Eybeam reBlog]

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• Bunsen has by far the best Apprentice blog entry ever. I knew there was something going on with Carolyn but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
  
• In the past Standard Deviance has been known to refer to Gawker Media as the Shannon Doherty of the blogging world, but I would never say that they are bringing on the demise of the universe, as one Jack Shafer did over at Slate this week [via Old Hag]. Just as Shannon Doherty used her Minnesota charm to turn Beverly Hills upside-down, Gawker and Wonkette have added spice and zest to our otherwise boring Burbury-wearing Prada-carrying lives. Would you ever refer to Shannon Doherty as a heaving puke? I rest my case.
  
• I'm going to go WAY out on a limb here and say that an aspiring weblog titan is going a little bit overboard when he starts blogs for video game stations that yet to even exist. I think I'm going to start a blog for the Mars Spacestation. I know it may be a while before it exists but I really want to be ahead of the curve.

Opening day at Fenway Park this year falls on a Friday during Lent, to the chagrin of many baseball-loving Boston Catholics. Catholics attending the game have asked for special dispensation from the Archdiocese to eat meat in the form of Fenway Franks, but they have been turned down. In past years the previous Cardinal, Cardinal Law, gave permission for Catholics to eat meat when St. Patrick's Day has fallen on a Friday.

Cardinal O'Malley is new to town, but he should know that Catholicism is Boston's second largest religion only following Baseball. Standard Deviance believes it is a SIN to go to Fenway Park on opening day and not eat a Fenway Frank. It is true, Cardinal Law did not have an illustrious career in the Boston Archdiocese, but at least he understood that there are two things more important in Boston than Lent: Opening Day and St. Patrick's Day. What next, will O'Malley say it is a mortal sin to run guns for the IRA? If he keeps this up he might face the wrath of a Kennedy.

Church Nixes Good Friday Fenway Hot Dogs [AP]
Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Boston

INA Designer Resale store is selling the clothes and accessories from Sex and the City. You can get your own piece of SATC memorabilia for anywhere between $20 to $200. All you need to be able to wear one of Carrie's dresses is a credit card and an eating disorder. Unfortunately, while my AmEx is ready and willing, I gave up bulimia last week (damn) and thus I will limit my shopping to shoes and jewelry. Actually, I'm a size 8 and the shoes available only go up to 7 1/2, so I will limit to just accessories. Actually, I bet their necks are a good deal thinner than mine, so necklaces are probably out. Maybe they'll have a nice pin I can buy. Yeah, a pin.





Newsday

Krispy Kreme Earnings Rise 45 Percent [Reuters]
Obesity on track as No. 1 killer [USA Today]

Tourists are flocking to the country's newest rising star, New Jersey, to see the locations where The Sopranos are shot. The award-winning show has spawned tours, tribute websites, and merchandise, all of which provide a boost to New Jersey's economy. After watching the show for 4 seasons and spending a fair amount of time in Jersey, Standard Deviance can certainly see the draw. Just check out these photos:



This abandondend building is Satriale's, the meatmarket/cafe where Tony's crew hangs out. Look at the fine architecture. The brown-beige color of the brick provides an excellent juxtaposition to the metallic silver of the window bars. What a gem.



Next we see the setting of Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero's meetings with the FBI, the meetings that ultimately led to his untimely demise. The landscaping here is truly extraordinary. By placing the wire fence in the middle of the grass, the designers allow for the grass to creep up the wire, creating a center of greenery in an otherwise barren lot. Additionally the red trailer shows the human nature of Jersey. Beautiful site.



Finally, we see the lot behind the Bada Bing, where Ralphie Cifaretto beat his pregnant girlfriend to death. The vinyl siding that can be seen on the building and the neatly stacked red bricks show the practical nature of New Jerseyians, while once again we see that lawn grooming is not their forte. The bleached-out nature of the concrete creates a beautiful texture for blacktop enthusiasts to enjoy.

As we have seen there is truly a plethora of sights to be taken in on a Sopranos tour of New Jersey. Who needs Manhattan when beauty like this can be seen on just the other side of the Hudson? Standard Deviance will be making her way to the PATH station tomorrow to further investigate this beautiful state. I suggest you do the same.

Filming locations for The Sopranos [About.com]
Tourism blossoms in the Garden State, thanks to the Sopranos [MSNBC]

Well, it looks like I don't have to fear the Weblogs, Inc./Gawker Media catfight ending anytime soon. Calacanis, who wanted to make peace yesterday, lays a smackdown on Denton today.

As seen in BuzzMachine comments:

Nick plays down the business of blogs for one reason: to pay people less. Trust me, Nick is not doing blogs just for the fun of it, or because he loves the medium. He is hiring people, putting up tons of google ad words, and spending money on expensive logos for a reason: he wants to make money. If he just wanted to do blogs for fun he would post to his personal blog and not be doing highly targeted, highly- profitable (read: porn and gadget) verticals.
That being said, there is nothing wrong with making this into a business. Who wouldn't want to work from home blogging and make a living?! Nick is a great businessman and he is going to be very, very successful and I commend him, even if we have different styles.

Well, if Gawker Media is the Shannon Doherty of the blogosphere, then Weblogs, Inc. is Kelly when she slept with Dylan while Brenda was in France. Play all nicey-nice on your blog and then sneak in a punch in the comments of another blog. I love it.

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Blog Drama: Episode 3

A woman in Georgia tried to buy $1,675 worth of WalMart merchandise with a fake $1 million bill.

There are so many things wrong with this I don't even know where to start:

1. They don't make $1 million bills anymore. Perhaps she should have tried 20s.
2. Why would anyone who could carry around $1 million go to WalMart? They'd hit up Williams Sonoma or Tiffany's.
3. Even if you were stupid enough to make a fake $1 million bill, wouldn't you'd like to buy something better than a Charlotte Church CD and some knitting needles? Buy some Blahniks. Dior. iPod. Not some stupid Barbie paper-doll kit!

Police: Woman Tried to Pass Fake $1M Bill [AP]

Today's episode of The Blog and the Beautiful again surrounds Gawker, the Shannon Doherty of the blogosphere. Nick Denton, the publisher of Gawker, Wonkette, and Gizmodo is most certainly the king of blogging-for-profit, but Jason Calacanis, the founder of Weblogs, Inc. is slowly inching his way up. He recently snatched Gizmodo's editor, Peter Rojas, to write for Engadget. The drama of all this was played out in a New York Magazine article this week by Alex Mar. Let's see what happened:

Excerpts from New York Magazine (via Buzzmachine):

Gawker's Stalker. Can Jason Calacanis challenge Nick Denton's blog kingdom? Either way, he'll pay for it.

Calacanis-the former Silicon Alley Reporter guru turned "talent advocate"-declares, "You can't say 'Work with me for as little as possible; I'll build a valuable brand you won't have a share in.' Nick wants to won all of it, so his writers are leaving..."

To hear Calacanis tell it, as popular blogs increase in value, investors can afford to commit to their writers. "Daily Candy sold for $3.5 million to $4 million," he explains. "Within five years, the top blogs will become worth as much as $5 million." By having rising-star writers in place, Weblogs, Inc., Would be able to focus on expanding its current lineup of 25 blogs to a whopping 500 by late 2006.

Denton, however, maintains that "no one's going to get rich off blogging any time soon," and defends his revolving-door policy as par for the course. "You pick the right writer, and they eventually leave-just as with mainstream publications," he says. "Blogs have become a terrific way to build a profile and then move on." Presumably, he isn't surprised that ultracatty Gawker.com editor Choire Sicha seems to be distancing himself from the site, now describing himself in print as a writer for the Observer. "I'm in an awkward position," stuttered Sicha.

As Seen on Nick Denton:

Nano wars

I was, as they say back home, royally shafted. That's just like shafted, only worse. For those of you who doesn't follow every navel-gazing twist and turn of the blog world, Jason Calacanis of Weblogs Inc., a rival, poached one of Gawker Media's writers, Pete Rojas of Gizmodo.

Sure, we recovered quickly. Joel Johnson, who was going to write another upcoming site, stepped in. And traffic has rebounded, though those readers may simply be enthralled by the spectacle of an online car crash happening in real time.

But the fact remains that I was caught unawares. I was in Brazil, my mind on other things. Before Pete gave his notice, he and Calacanis already had a slick copycat site -- Engadget -- ready to go. The shafting will be complete, today, with an artfully-placed item in New York Magazine, in which Calacanis boasts of his plans for 500 blogs. Round One to Calacanis. On to Round Two.

Is there any broader meaning to all this? Well, I have just one tentative conclusion. Blogs are likely to be better for readers than for capitalists. While I love the medium, I've always been skeptical about the value of blogs as businesses.

Pete will feverishly work night and day on his new site. We'll bring in guest stars, and spice up Gizmodo. Maybe we'll bid against each other, as if it were 1999 all over again, to become anchor tenant of AOL's tech section. (That was a joke... I hope.)

There's an important consolation. Competition between pro blogs may destroy their potential for profit, but the struggle will be excellent for readers. Gizmodo and Engadget will keep each other alert and honest. They'll compete for scoops. Pete, usually so serious, may even loosen up and try a little humor. Gizmodo will run gadget pinups. We'll all check the Sitemeter traffic stats like coked-up day-traders. It's the beginning of the nano wars: enjoy the show.

As Seen on Weblogs Inc.:

Gawker's Stalker, Rising Blog Kingdoms & the talented Mr. Rojas(part deux)

So, it's been a bit of a crazy day for me with the New York Magazine story (click here for the image), Nick Denton's respones and about three dozen voicemails from folks who want to blog (including a militia-I kid you not).

To be totally honest I'm burnt out on the Denton vs. Calacanis, who won what round, etc. The bottom lineis Nick is going to be wildly successful with his gaggle of blog, and I think WIN and Engadget will be wildly successful. Nothing would please me more then to see Denton get rewarded for all his hard work with Gawker Media, and if he is successful that meands that blogging is legit (as we all know), and that is a good thing for me, Brian and Peter ( and probably you too if you're a blogger).

OK, group hugs everyone - now back to work.

Wait? What the hell? Is Calacanis going to try to bury the hatchet? But what will I use for soap opera drama when The OC isn't on? Keep fighting guys! For me!

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Standard Deviance's friends over at Night in the Big City were mentioned this morning on Gawker for this post. Good job guys. Maybe next you'll hit print media! Hopefully you won't have to feel the pain of being passed over by the newspaper industry. Most likely you won't have to hear that there is an article covering the top female New York City bloggers and then not be included in the article. Yes, it's true no one interviewed you, but you hope anyway only to be devastated once you see that "Standard Deviance", ehem I mean "Night in the Big City" was not one of the blogs covered......

Oh, what was I saying? Right. Good job guys! Congrats!

Guess what? Martha Stewart's guilty! Shocking! Don't worry, the news media has managed to produce a few stories on the topic.



Stewart Found Guilty on All Counts; She Plans to Appeal [NYT]
Co-Defendant Bacanovic Is Convicted of 4 of 5 Counts [NYT]
Stewart's Celebrity Created Magnet for Scrutiny [NYT]
Stewart Vows to Appeal Guilty Verdict [AP]
Defense Team's Gamble Costly for Stewart [AP]
Jurors Felt Pity for Martha Stewart [AP]
BROKER'S MOM SAYS HE REFUSED TO BE A RAT [NYP]
DIVA'S DEFENSE WAS OFFENSIVE [NYP]
MARTHA'S HEAD ON A PLATTER [NYP]
BACANOVIC TELLS PALS MARTHA BLEW IT FOR THEM BOTH [NYP]

** Michael Jackson has taken to wearing serial-killer gear to conceal his identity.
** Two fabulous episodes of The Blog and the Beautiful.
** Crappiest Oscar Recap evah.
** Kidnapping World Leaders: The New Black
** Edwards really really really wants to be VP. Really.
** Supersizes are no more. Could this signal the end of gastric bypass?
** Man sues casinos to make them admit that not only can you not win, but if you do you will be thrown out. Amazing. What next, will McDonalds admit their food makes people obese and thus reduce their Supersizes?
** There's nothing more fun than watching someone infringe on Metallica's copyrights.
** A roundup of the female bloggers in New York and Standard Deviance is not included? For shame