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Thursday, May 13, 2004

Crazy Courtney Quotes 

Courtney Love was arraigned yesterday in New York on assault charges for hitting a fan in the head with a mike stand. Before and after the arraignment Courtney gave several rambling statements. Here are some choice quotes.

"I think I ... a certain person who had bogus power of attorney. And that purchased ... they stole about $40 million from me."

"I feel really stupid. And I'm really sorry to anybody that got hurt. My daughter's trust fund had $12 million stolen from it."

"My daughter said to me the other day that she wanted to get rid of her horse because she didn't want it anymore. But I know it's because she knows we can't afford it."

"I'm sorry to Russell Crowe for you leaving me all those messages for the Golden Globes. I never got them, dude. It would have been a fun date."

"I want to thank the FBI in advance because I know they're going to help."

"Adultery is bad and maybe this is God's way of punishing me. I hope they send me to jail for 50 years."

It's like watching a terrible, horrible car crash. Except funny.

Courtney Love's Bizarre Court Appearance[WABC 7 New York]
Courtney Love Cracks [Extra]

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