Courtney Love was arraigned yesterday in New York on assault charges for hitting a fan in the head with a mike stand. Before and after the arraignment Courtney gave several rambling statements. Here are some choice quotes.
"I think I ... a certain person who had bogus power of attorney. And that purchased ... they stole about $40 million from me."
"I feel really stupid. And I'm really sorry to anybody that got hurt. My daughter's trust fund had $12 million stolen from it."
"My daughter said to me the other day that she wanted to get rid of her horse because she didn't want it anymore. But I know it's because she knows we can't afford it."
"I'm sorry to Russell Crowe for you leaving me all those messages for the Golden Globes. I never got them, dude. It would have been a fun date."
"I want to thank the FBI in advance because I know they're going to help."
"Adultery is bad and maybe this is God's way of punishing me. I hope they send me to jail for 50 years."
It's like watching a terrible, horrible car crash. Except funny.
Courtney Love's Bizarre Court Appearance
[WABC 7 New York]
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